The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
People are taken aback by a confident, pretty girl who knows what she wants in life and isn't going to let anyone get in her way. And you know what it's all about? Jealousy.
I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
Time is the longest distance between two places.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.
In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
If I get married, I want to be very married.
Truth is everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.
Women may fall when there's no strength in men.
Knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom. One can find it, live it, be fortified by it, do wonders through it, but one cannot communicate and teach it.
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person, however dear and beloved, but an expansion, an interpretation, of one’s self, the very meaning of one’s soul.
He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began.
I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.
The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud. And the sky of the sky of a tree called life; Which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.
Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
Out beyond the ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I’ll meet you there.
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