Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.
Women may fall when there's no strength in men.
Knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom. One can find it, live it, be fortified by it, do wonders through it, but one cannot communicate and teach it.
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person, however dear and beloved, but an expansion, an interpretation, of one’s self, the very meaning of one’s soul.
We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.
He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began.
I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud. And the sky of the sky of a tree called life; Which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?
Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
Out beyond the ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I’ll meet you there.
So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about as numb as a slave in a totalitarian state.
You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say.
Congratulations to a beautiful couple. Wishing you a wonderful journey as you build your new life together.
Respect your haters. They are the ones who think you are better than them.
Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
Most people inevitably get treated the way they permit themselves to be treated, if you allow someone to treat you like you're worthless then they will. Respect yourself enough not to put up with being mistreated.
You aren't sorry. You're just sorry I found out.
You really have no idea how hard it is to force myself to stop thinking about you.
Sometimes we get so caught up in trying to make others happy that we forget about ourselves.
Ignore the people who diss you and focus on the people who miss you.
It's sad how some people are so jealous and intimidated by you that they only have negative things to say when they know absolutely nothing about you.
I'm in love with your smile. I'm in love with your voice. Whenever I see you, my heart will rejoice. I'm in love with laugh. I'm in love with you personality. I'm in love with your individuality. I'm in love with you and who you are.
Some people are more worried about seeing you fail than seeing their own success.
Anyone can cheat, it takes a real man to be faithful.
They say that guys keep conversation short and sweet while girls can talk for hours till they put you to sleep. But you're the one who checks up on me through out the day. You stay on the phone even if there's nothing to say.
Jealous haters make us smile, they spend their life cloning our style. Nothing better to do with their time, they'll even try to copy our rhyme. Ain't none like us, as you can see, we the best, so let it be.
Now I know why you wouldn't answer my texts. You were too busy hooking up with your ex.
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