Unknown's Funny love quotes #419909
"I Love My Wife" bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating.
- Unknown
  • Love,
  • Cheating
  • Love
  • Cheating
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Marriage
  • Sarcastic
Unknown's Funny love quotes #548986
If every time I thought of you, a star fell, Well, the sky would be empty.
- Unknown
  • Cute,
  • Love
  • Cute
  • Love
  • Love for her
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Cute love
  • Love for him
  • Thinking of you
Unknown's Funny love quotes #421738
I don't think I'm that good at telling time. He said he'd love me forever, and I thought forever was a lot longer.
- Unknown
  • Broken heart
  • Broken heart
  • Love
  • Break up
  • Funny love
  • Funny
Jarod Kintz's Funny love quotes #634251
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.
- Jarod Kintz
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • In love
  • Funny
  • Relationship
Unknown's Funny love quotes #431933
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the rest of the guys.. take a number and wait in line.
- Unknown
  • Cute,
  • Love
  • Cute
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Patience
  • Funny
  • Cute love
  • Love for him
Hussein Nishah's Funny love quotes #440541
Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
- Hussein Nishah
  • Cute,
  • Love
  • Cute
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Cute love
Oscar Wilde's Funny love quotes #252354
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • In love
  • Funny
  • Marriage
Ambrose Bierce's Funny love quotes #149723
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Marriage
Albert Einstein's Funny love quotes #524397
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
- Albert Einstein
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Marriage
  • Change
  • Hope
Nishan Panwar's Funny love quotes #540379
Isn't it funny how just one little phone call or text can make your bad day suddenly wonderful?!
- Nishan Panwar
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Thinking of you
Jodi Picoult's Funny love quotes #443844
True love is felonious...You take someones breath away...You rob them of the ability to utter a single word...You steal a heart.
- Jodi Picoult
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Single
  • Funny
  • Heart
  • True love
  • Love is
  • Sarcastic
Unknown's Funny love quotes #548607
That awkward moment when your crush is absent from school, and you wasted a really cute outfit.
- Unknown
  • Cute,
  • Love
  • Cute
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Cute love
Unknown's Funny love quotes #565867
Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real.
- Unknown
  • Cute,
  • Love
  • Cute
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Cute love
Rainbow Rowell's Funny love quotes #647589
I love you more than I hate everything else.
- Rainbow Rowell
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Hate
  • Funny
  • I love you
Agatha Christie's Funny love quotes #389175
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Girl
  • Marriage
Henny Youngman's Funny love quotes #139142
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Girl
  • Marriage
  • Relationship
Unknown's Funny love quotes #419596
She is not a jealous person. She is just a girl that would love to punch every girl in the face, that gives you a second look.
- Unknown
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Girl
  • Relationship
  • Jealousy
  • Love for him
Unknown's Funny love quotes #419056
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're fucking yourself but you do it anyway.
- Unknown
  • Boyfriend,
  • Love
  • Boyfriend
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Girlfriend
  • Funny
The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type.
- Jarod Kintz
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • I love you
John Green's Funny love quotes #634376
Oh, I wouldn't mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
- John Green
  • Broken heart
  • Broken heart
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Heart
Unknown's Funny love quotes #420514
Me plus you. Multiply by your smile. Minus the drama. A fraction of your heart. I'll solve your problems. We make the Perfect Equation.
- Unknown
  • Cute,
  • Love
  • I love you for him
  • Cute
  • Love
  • Love for her
  • Funny love
  • I love you for her
  • Funny
  • Heart
  • Cute relationship
  • Relationship
  • Cute love
  • I love you
  • Love for him
Unknown's Funny love quotes #544308
When you fall head over heels in love, you must land on your head and become stupid in love because you never see any imperfections.
- Unknown
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • In love
  • Funny
I like you a lottle, it's like a little, except a lot
- Unknown
  • Cute,
  • Love
  • I love you for him
  • Cute
  • Love
  • Love for her
  • Funny love
  • I love you for her
  • In love
  • Funny
  • Cute love
  • I love you
  • Love for him
Unknown's Funny love quotes #415899
He stole my heart and I am planing for revenge. I'm going to steal his last name!
- Unknown
  • Cute,
  • Love,
  • Girl
  • I love you for him
  • Cute
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • In love
  • Funny
  • Heart
  • Girl
  • Marriage
  • Cute love
  • I love you
  • Love for him
When your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me" reply "that's the point".
- Unknown
  • Boyfriend,
  • Love
  • Boyfriend
  • Love
  • Break up
  • Funny love
  • Moving on
  • Girlfriend
  • Funny
Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
- Unknown
  • Love,
  • Break up
  • Love
  • Break up
  • Funny love
  • Moving on
  • Funny
Unknown's Funny love quotes #563171
Im single because Im in love with my best friend.
- Unknown
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Best friend
  • Single
  • In love
  • Friendship
  • Funny
  • Positive
Virginia Woolf's Funny love quotes #4315
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
- Virginia Woolf
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Brainy
  • Funny
Jarod Kintz's Funny love quotes #631842
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.
- Jarod Kintz
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
J.R. Ward's Funny love quotes #637629
Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.
- J.R. Ward
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Jealousy
Albert Einstein's Funny love quotes #15691
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Love for her
  • Funny love
  • In love
  • Funny
  • Relationship
  • Valentines day
  • Love for him
Maya Angelou's Funny love quotes #530040
I do not trust people who don't love themselves and yet tell me, "I love you." There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
- Maya Angelou
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Inspirational
  • Funny love
  • Trust
  • Wisdom
  • Brainy
  • Funny
  • Inspirational love
  • I love you
  • Love yourself
"To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her."
- Jamie McGuire
  • Broken heart
  • Broken heart
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Best friend
  • In love
  • Friendship
  • Funny
  • Heart
  • Girl
  • Relationship
  • Love for him
Nicholas Sparks's Funny love quotes #631832
They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other everyday. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other.
- Nicholas Sparks
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Relationship
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. "What a stupid lamb," I sighed. "What a sick, masochistic lion."
- Stephenie Meyer
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • In love
  • Funny
Mahatma Gandhi's Funny love quotes #470579
When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it always.
- Mahatma Gandhi
  • Life,
  • Love,
  • Sad
  • Life
  • Love
  • Inspirational
  • Inspirational about life
  • Funny love
  • Sad
  • Funny
  • Good
  • about life and love
  • Inspirational love
  • Sad love
  • Strength
Neil Gaiman's Funny love quotes #377417
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.
- Neil Gaiman
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • In love
  • Funny
  • Heart
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