H Jackson Brown Jr's Marriage quotes #722089
Never forget the nine most important words of any family - I love you. You are beautiful. Please forgive me.
- H Jackson Brown Jr
  • Love,
  • Beautiful
  • Love
  • Beautiful
  • Marriage
  • I love you
Mae West's Marriage quotes #649004
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
- Mae West
  • Single,
  • Marriage
  • Single
  • Sarcastic
  • Marriage
"I'm not married," he said softly, "because I can't stomach the idea of marrying a woman inferior to me in mind and spirit. It would mean the death of my soul."
- Sarah J. Maas
  • Love,
  • Death
  • Love
  • Death
  • Girl
  • Marriage
Shannon L Alder's Marriage quotes #634821
Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change.
- Shannon L Alder
  • Life,
  • Moving on
  • Life
  • Inspirational
  • Inspirational about life
  • Moving on
  • Confidence
  • Girl
  • Change
  • Relationship
  • Break up
  • Marriage
Mae West's Marriage quotes #722085
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
- Mae West
  • Funny,
  • Single
  • Funny
  • Single
  • Marriage
So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about as numb as a slave in a totalitarian state. 
- Sylvia Plath
  • Funny,
  • Marriage
Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.
- Unknown
  • Sad,
  • Happiness
  • Sad
  • Happiness
  • Funny
  • Friendship
  • Sarcastic
  • Marriage
Jarod Kintz's Marriage quotes #633728
If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free.
- Jarod Kintz
  • Life,
  • Love,
  • Hope
  • Life
  • Love
  • about life and love
  • Hope
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
George Eliot's Marriage quotes #128221
What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined - to strengthen each other - to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
- George Eliot
  • Soulmate,
  • Love
  • Soulmate
  • Love
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
Groucho Marx's Marriage quotes #134421
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
  • Funny,
  • Marriage
  • Funny
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
Kemmy Nola's Marriage quotes #534589
Giving a sincere apology and using these ways to say sorry can help restore your relationship with your husband or wife, and can help you grow in humility, as well. And its critical to saving marriage.
- Kemmy Nola
  • Relationship
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
- Unknown
  • Funny,
  • Marriage
Gloria Steinem's Marriage quotes #525048
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
- Gloria Steinem
  • Funny,
  • Marriage
The remedy for most marital stress is not in divorce. It is in repentance and forgiveness, in sincere expressions of charity and service. It is not in separation. It is in simple integrity that leads a man and a woman to square up their shoulders and meet their obligations. It is found in the Golden Rule, a time-honored principle that should first and foremost find expression in marriage.
- Gordon B. Hinckley
  • Marriage
Unknown's Marriage quotes #419018
In a nerd wedding, instead of saying "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and conditions."
- Unknown
  • Funny,
  • Marriage
Michel de Montaigne's Marriage quotes #532366
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne
  • Funny,
  • Good
  • Funny
  • Good
  • Marriage
Rachel Hawkins's Marriage quotes #722084
"Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures."
- Rachel Hawkins
  • Funny,
  • Marriage
  • Funny
  • Girlfriend
  • Marriage
Stephen Kendrick's Marriage quotes #644361
The only way love can last a lifetime is if it's unconditional. The truth is this: love is not determined by the one being loved but rather by the one choosing to love.
- Stephen Kendrick
  • Love,
  • Love is
  • Love
  • Love is
  • Marriage
Anne Lamott's Marriage quotes #722088
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
- Anne Lamott
  • Good,
  • Marriage
Julia Quinn's Marriage quotes #647192
Love is about finding the one person who makes your heart complete. Who makes you a better person than you ever dreamed you could be. Its about looking in the eyes of your wife and knowing all the way to your bones that she's simply the best person you've ever known.
- Julia Quinn
  • Dream,
  • Love
  • Dream
  • Love
  • Heart
  • Marriage
Marilyn Monroe's Marriage quotes #529319
I was never used to being happy, so that wasn't something I ever took for granted. I did sort of think, you know, marriage did that. You see, I was brought up differently from the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy - that's it, successful, happy, and on time.
- Marilyn Monroe
  • Love,
  • Happiness
  • Love
  • Happiness
  • Marriage
Unknown's Marriage quotes #545056
Don't marry a man who doesn't love his mother and a woman who hasn't been a good daughter.
- Unknown
  • Love,
  • Good,
  • Girl
  • Love
  • Good
  • Girl
  • Marriage
Jane Austen's Marriage quotes #632520
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
- Jane Austen
  • Love,
  • Marriage
Joseph Addison's Marriage quotes #529951
Marriage enlarges the scene of our happiness and of our miseries. A marriage of love is pleasant, of interest, easy, and where both meet, happy. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendship, all the enjoyments of sense and reason.
- Joseph Addison
  • Love,
  • Happiness
  • Love
  • Happiness
  • Friendship
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
Fulton J. Sheen's Marriage quotes #632080
It takes three to make love, not two: you, your spouse, and God. Without God people only succeed in bringing out the worst in one another. Lovers who have nothing else to do but love each other soon find there is nothing else. Without a central loyalty life is unfinished.
- Fulton J. Sheen
  • Life,
  • Love
  • Life
  • Love
  • Happiness
  • about life and love
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
Agatha Christie's Marriage quotes #389175
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Girl
  • Marriage
Jarod Kintz's Marriage quotes #515641
I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.
- Jarod Kintz
  • Funny,
  • Marriage
Laurell K. Hamilton's Marriage quotes #722081
Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true.
- Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Girl,
  • Marriage
There are no coincidences in life. What person that wandered in and out of your life was there for some purpose, even if they caused you harm. Sometimes, it doesn’t make sense the short periods of time we get with people, or the outcomes from their choices. However, if you turn it over to God he promises that you will see the big picture in the hereafter. Nothing is too small to be a mistake.
- Shannon L Alder
  • Life,
  • Love
  • Life
  • Love
  • about life and love
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
"I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said. Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse." "I am you Prince and you cannot refuse." "I am your loyal servant and I just did." "Refusal means death." "Kill me then."
- William Goldman
  • Trust,
  • Funny
  • Trust
  • Funny
  • Death
  • Marriage
Henny Youngman's Marriage quotes #139142
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
  • Love,
  • Funny love
  • Love
  • Funny love
  • Funny
  • Girl
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
Sam Levenson's Marriage quotes #67940
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
- Sam Levenson
  • Girl,
  • Marriage
Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband whispers in ear "I love you". Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.
- Harriet Morgan
  • Love,
  • Cute love
  • Love
  • Cute love
  • Cute
  • Marriage
  • I love you
George Bernard Shaw's Marriage quotes #537567
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do.
- George Bernard Shaw
  • Life,
  • Death
  • Life
  • Death
  • Marriage
Friedrich Nietzsche's Marriage quotes #535188
The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Brainy,
  • Good
  • Brainy
  • Good
  • Friendship
  • Best friend
  • Wisdom
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?
- Greg Behrendt
  • Lonely,
  • Love
  • Lonely
  • Love
  • Marriage
Greg Behrendt's Marriage quotes #635290
Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.
- Greg Behrendt
  • Love,
  • Trust
  • Love
  • Trust
  • Marriage
Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying "You gave me the wrong key!"
- Anais Nin
  • Funny,
  • Death
  • Funny
  • Death
  • Friendship
  • Best friend
  • Marriage
Margaret Atwood's Marriage quotes #640377
Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood
  • Marriage
Mae West's Marriage quotes #236171
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
- Mae West
  • Single,
  • Marriage
Steve Maraboli's Marriage quotes #632173
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.
- Steve Maraboli
  • Life,
  • Love,
  • Girl
  • Life
  • Inspirational
  • Love
  • Inspirational about life
  • about life and love
  • Jealousy
  • Girl
  • Inspirational love
  • Relationship
  • Girlfriend
  • Marriage
Criss Jami's Marriage quotes #632227
To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.
- Criss Jami
  • Soulmate,
  • Love
  • Soulmate
  • Love
  • Patience
  • Friendship
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
T. D. Jakes's Marriage quotes #463059
No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!
- T. D. Jakes
  • Love,
  • Girl
  • Love
  • Girl
  • Marriage
Katharine Hepburn's Marriage quotes #331236
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
- Katharine Hepburn
  • Life,
  • Girl
  • Life
  • Girl
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
Martha Gellhorn's Marriage quotes #632224
I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.
- Martha Gellhorn
  • Hate,
  • Girl
  • Hate
  • Girl
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
Khaled Hosseini's Marriage quotes #631981
Marriage can wait, education cannot.
- Khaled Hosseini
  • Brainy,
  • Patience
  • Brainy
  • Education
  • Patience
  • Marriage
A man yells at his wife "Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
- Unknown
  • Funny,
  • Sarcastic
  • Funny
  • Sarcastic
  • Marriage
P. G. Wodehouse's Marriage quotes #632222
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
- P. G. Wodehouse
  • Girl,
  • Marriage
There is no such thing as a broken family. Family is family, and is not determined by marriage certificates, divorce papers, and adoption documents. Families are made in the heart. The only time family becomes null is when those ties in the heart are cut.
- C. JoyBell C.
  • Life,
  • Love
  • Life
  • Love
  • Inspirational about life
  • Moving on
  • about life and love
  • Heart
  • Marriage
Elizabeth Gilbert's Marriage quotes #632036
To be fully seen by somebody, then, and be loved anyhow - this is a human offering that can border on miraculous.
- Elizabeth Gilbert
  • Love,
  • Marriage
  • Love
  • Relationship
  • Marriage
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