Marriage quotes

Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.

Never forget the nine most important words of any family - I love you. You are beautiful. Please forgive me.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

"I'm not married," he said softly, "because I can't stomach the idea of marrying a woman inferior to me in mind and spirit. It would mean the death of my soul."

Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about as numb as a slave in a totalitarian state. 

Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.

If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free.

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined - to strengthen each other - to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Giving a sincere apology and using these ways to say sorry can help restore your relationship with your husband or wife, and can help you grow in humility, as well. And its critical to saving marriage.

The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.

The remedy for most marital stress is not in divorce. It is in repentance and forgiveness, in sincere expressions of charity and service. It is not in separation. It is in simple integrity that leads a man and a woman to square up their shoulders and meet their obligations. It is found in the Golden Rule, a time-honored principle that should first and foremost find expression in marriage.

In a nerd wedding, instead of saying "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and conditions."

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

"Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures."

The only way love can last a lifetime is if it's unconditional. The truth is this: love is not determined by the one being loved but rather by the one choosing to love.

A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.

Love is about finding the one person who makes your heart complete. Who makes you a better person than you ever dreamed you could be. Its about looking in the eyes of your wife and knowing all the way to your bones that she's simply the best person you've ever known.

I was never used to being happy, so that wasn't something I ever took for granted. I did sort of think, you know, marriage did that. You see, I was brought up differently from the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy - that's it, successful, happy, and on time.

Don't marry a man who doesn't love his mother and a woman who hasn't been a good daughter.

Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.

Marriage enlarges the scene of our happiness and of our miseries. A marriage of love is pleasant, of interest, easy, and where both meet, happy. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendship, all the enjoyments of sense and reason.

It takes three to make love, not two: you, your spouse, and God. Without God people only succeed in bringing out the worst in one another. Lovers who have nothing else to do but love each other soon find there is nothing else. Without a central loyalty life is unfinished.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.

Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true.

There are no coincidences in life. What person that wandered in and out of your life was there for some purpose, even if they caused you harm. Sometimes, it doesn’t make sense the short periods of time we get with people, or the outcomes from their choices. However, if you turn it over to God he promises that you will see the big picture in the hereafter. Nothing is too small to be a mistake.

"I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said. Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse." "I am you Prince and you cannot refuse." "I am your loyal servant and I just did." "Refusal means death." "Kill me then."

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband whispers in ear "I love you". Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do.

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.

Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying "You gave me the wrong key!"

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.

When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.

To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.

No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.

Marriage can wait, education cannot.

A man yells at his wife "Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

There is no such thing as a broken family. Family is family, and is not determined by marriage certificates, divorce papers, and adoption documents. Families are made in the heart. The only time family becomes null is when those ties in the heart are cut.

To be fully seen by somebody, then, and be loved anyhow - this is a human offering that can border on miraculous.